About Me

I stand 6'1 long black hair 14 tattoos 3 earrings Im a big ole boy not some skinny lil pissant so if your lookin for a REAL MAN then you are damn sure in the right place.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

gonna be a fun weekend

This weekend Im goin to have one of My bitchslaves come over when she gets here Im goin to be standin behind the door when she comes in and grab her from behind forcin her over the back of a chair Im goin to blindfold her and strip her naked then cuff her hands behind her back then force her into the camper on My truck uncuff her and then force her to lay down on the floor as i tie her hands an feet to hooks I have already set up just for her so shes layin there spread eagle. then I will take out the two small pair of vicegrips that I use as nipple clamps an clip them on her nipples screwin them down real tight so they bite in real hard mmmm I just love to hear the lil cunt scream in pain. then as she is layin there cryin and beggin Me to tell her what is goin to happen I will shove My cock down her throat forcin her to gag on My cock. I will keep facefuckin the lil cunt untill shes about to throwup then cum in her throat makin her swollow or choke untill she does. then after I have face raped her I will drive to the local bar go in an have a couple beers and start offerin her to all the guys in the bar. lol the price is a beer for 10 mins with the lil cunt. hummm after that maybe take her to the truckstop an pimp her pussy out to as many guys that wont it. then after she has fucked and suckes all the guys I can find that are willin to pay I will untie her and kick her out of the truck and make her walk back to My house naked while I laff at her for bein such a stupid cunt so tell Me does anyone have any more good ideas about what to do with her???? let Me know and I will tell you how your idea worked out after the weekend
RAR

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

first class mail for this Redneck


Its been kinda a slow day today so I thought I would watch some porn so I pluged it into the dv player kicked back with a beer an turned it on. it was a lez porno so Im sittin there watchin not really noticin whats goin on around Me since My cock was throbin from watchin all the pussy eatin goin on. so I start strokin My cock and really gettin into it when the next thing I know there is a knock on the door. I look up an thats when I noticed that My front door was open an the mail lady was at the screen watchin Me through the glass. Well was to late to try to hide anythin cause she had done seen everythin there was to see. I go to the door and open it an ask May I help ya. she looked down at My cock an says "i think we can help eachother" now there is a couple things about My mail lady first off shes black and the second is shes in her late 50's. I kinda laffed an said oh really well come on in. as she came into the house and i shut the door an turned around she reached over an grabed My cock as I start to unbutton her shirt an take off her bra. I have never in My life seen such huge brown nipples as I take one in My mouth and the other between My thumb an finger she leaned her head back an let out a long loud moan. I led her to the bedroom and took off her pants and panties . shes a lil over weight but looked great standin there naked. I kiss her deep as I move My hands over her sexy body endin with My hand between her legs rubbin her hard clit she went nuts. her smell was very strong an very pleasing. as she layed down on the bed I got between her legs lickin an kissin on her inner thigh. she moaned an grabed My long black hair as I put her thighs over My shoulders an buried My face in her hot pussy. I was lickin from her hot pussy hole to her hard clit and back she was movin her hips with the motion of My tongue on her pussy as I licked back to her clit I slowly moved a finger into her hot pussy as I flicked My tongue over her clit she started buckin her hips as I buried My finger deep inside her hot wet pussy. just as I was about to take her clit into My mouth I pulled My finger out of her pussy movin it to her clit so I was rubbin her clit an lickin it at the same time. movin My finger back to her hot moist hole I shoved it back inside her as I started suckin on her clit movin My tongue around an around just as I start to nibble it I move My finger from her pussy to her tight asshole and slowly move it inside her. she gasped an said. ive never had anythin in my ass before an then moaned I looked up at her an said baby there is a first time for everything as I shoved it all the way in. she let out a loud scream an started buckin agenst My hand as I bit her clit she screamed im goin to cummmmmm. mmm an let Me tell ya there was no missin this hot lil bitch cummin she squirted all over My chin an chest which drove Me nuts I plunged My tongue deep into her pussy lickin and suckin every last drop of that hot sweet sticky cum up just as I thought I had it all she started cummin again and filled My mouth with her cum. mmmmmm was sooooooooo hot an sweet I feel back to suckin her clit and she just kept cumming over an over again just when I thought My cock was goin to explode I layed down an she got on top of Me in a 69 and took My hard cock into her mouth an damn can she suck a cock as I was about to cum I looked up an seen her asshole right above My face I started rubbin her asshole and just as I butsted a huge nut in her mouth I drove My finger deep in her ass and she coverd My face in her cum again now I was really lookin foward to really fuckin some of that hot black pussy but since she was runnin late deliverin her mail she had to go as she was about to go out the door she said that My mail would be gettin here earler from now own and would be bringin it to the door everyday lol ya know I think Im even gonna look foward to bill day lol


RAR

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Hot sex an cold beer


this weekend was great met up with some buddies of Mine an figgerd we would throw a small party. not alot just some tunes, good oleboys an cold beer. so the 6 of us were sittin around drinkin an like always the subject of sex came up an wanted to know if anyone knew of some hot pussy we could call to come over. I laffed an said damn guys its fuckin 8 pm on a sat. nite all the pussy already has a dick in it. everyone laffed an we BS'ed an drank for another hr or so then one of the guys brought up pussy again. I laffed an told them ill make a couple calls an see what I can cum up with. the first call I made was to the lil faggot down the street an told him to get all dressed up with makeup wig the whole 9 yards an come over he had some hard cocks to service over here. I go back in an sit down an of course the guys are goin nuts askin if I had found anyone. I poped a top on another beer an said yea but she aint much to look at but damn can the bitch suck a cock. everyone started hollerin an toastin an shit lol was funny since I was the only one that at this point knew it was a guy cummin over. about 9:30 ummm she lol showed up an I told everyone that no one got to fuck her but her mouth was open for business they guys all lined up an I told them that she liked to have 3 cocks at once she/he had a cock in each hand an one in his mouth in a matter of sec's. after he took all of there cum he started on us other 3 after we filled his mouth with cum the other 3 were ready to go again. I told them to hang on that there was a lil suprise she/he pulled off the lil bluejean minnie an the like to have shit when they saw his cock. lmao an thought i was goin to have one hell of a fight on my hands but one of the guys said well hell he can sure suck an cock wonder if he can take a cock up his ass as good. he grabed him an bent him over an slid his cock inside his asshole an when he opened his mouth to moan another of the guys put a cock in it. so as the nite went on he had his ass pounded an face fucked by all 6 of us. when we all passed out we woke up the next mornin an started over im not sure how much cum he drank or took in his ass that nite an the next mornin but I know that I cummed 8 times and when everyone left they all had big smiles on their faces but none as big as the lil faggot had on his and to repay me for the nite of his life he sucked my cock an gave me one hell of a rim job. hes a pretty good lil faggot think I might just keep him around for awhile

RAR

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

football blowjob

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Friday, January 5, 2007

cold beer, cock sucking, pussy eating an cuckolding what a nite

While at the bar lastnite I ran into an old girlfriend an her new boyfriend we got to talkin an had a few drinks while talkin about old times the band started playin an she wanted to dance so we danced a couple times then went back to the table. she sent her BF to the bar for a drink an while he was gone she reached over an started rubbin My cock under the table givin Me a huge hard-on . when her BF got back with the drinks she didnt stop he didnt much like it but didnt say anythin so me bein who I am I told her if she didnt stop I was goin to fuck her like she needed to be fucked an I will do it in front of your BF. well he really didnt like that but still didnt say anythin.. by this time Im gettin into this shit an just wonderin how far I can go without havin to whip his ass ..... I leand over an kissed her an started rubbin her tits an still not a word out of his whimpy ass lol so I finished My beer an stood up grabbed her hand an told him we were goin to My house an Me an her walked out the door. I look around an hes followin us. we get into My truck an come to the house. we arnt even in the door yet an shes pullin off cloths by the time I get the door open shes naked we get inside an she hits her knees an starts unzipin My pants pullin out My cock an starts suckin Me hard once Im fully hard I grab her by the back of the head an force My fat 8 inch cock down her throat makin her gag she sucks My cock untill I tell her to stop so we can get out of the doorway. we go in the livin room an I tell her boyfriend to sit down an I will show him how to fuck her an fuck her right I start by lickin her pussy takin her clit into My mouth an rollin it about with My tongue as I finger fuck her , knowin that it drives her nuts I take My finger out of her pussy an start rubbin her asshole thats all it takes to make her cum the first time. I take her clit between my teeth an push back so her clit is standin out hard in My mouth an bite down on it then start flickin My tongue back an forth as I shove My finger inside her asshole she starts buckin an screamin as I bang her ass with My finger nibblin an suckin her pussy she cums hard very hard in fact her cum is leakin out of her pussy I lick My way down to her hot wet pussy hole an slid My tongue inside her she starts screamin at her boyfriend that he is such a fuckin whimp that I am a real man and that he will never be the man that I am. when I get done eatin her pussy I lay down on the floor an she gets on top of Me an starts ridin My cock as she laffs at her bf for bein such a fuckin pussy which makes Me only fuck her harder . I grab her an flip her over on her back an start pounding her pussy as I bite an suck on her huge nipples she starts screamin My name as she starts to cum yet again which makes Me explode My hot cum deep inside her pussy fillin her up. I pull My cock out and move up to her face so she can start sucking my cock clean. when shes done I sit in My chair an noticed that he is rubbin his cock through his pants I laff cause it dont look like its over 3 inches hard. I look at her an wink an say to him... you stupid asshole you are fuckin worthless your no where near worthy of fuckin her. he drops his head an says yea i know . I laff an tell him to get on the floor an eat a real mans cum out of her pussy. he drops to the floor an starts suckin My cum out of her hot pussy lickin her all nice an clean. I help her up off the floor an we go to the bed room with him followin like a fuckin puppy dog. an we spent the rest of the nite fuckin an makin him clean us up like the worthless piece of shit he is .... we have plans to hook up again this weekend cant wait !!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Intro to Redneck


Hey,


This is Redneck just kickin back with a nice cold beer, In My blog I will give updates on My life such as Things that have happend throughout My day the women I've nailed and the faggots I've used an abused


Some people ask Me why phonesex? Well I tell ya where else can a Man go and get all the hot nasty an kinky phonesex he can handle and on top of that get paid for it? yes I am str8 and I love women My fav. is eatin pussy mmmm I love Me some pussy eatin. but there is nuttin like forcin a guy down on his knees and makin him take My fat 8" cock down his throat or shovin his face down into a pillow and poundin his ass untill he screams like a lil bitch. and yes I can and have done that to a woman BUT its just the feel of power that you get when you FORCE another man to do somethin that you want him to do and him knowin there is not a damn thing he can do to stop it and except that he is MY bitch... so be sure to check back often for some of My wildest and kinkest stories from the life of THE RUDEASS REDNECK